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NBA Postpones Timberwolves-Warriors Game

The NBA has postponed Saturday’s game between the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Golden State Warriors after a Minneapolis man was shot and killed by federal agents. The shooting took place on Saturday morning in South Minneapolis following a confrontation between observers and federal officials. The man was later identified as Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old ICU […]

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Game Preview #46 – Timberwolves vs. Warriors

Minnesota Timberwolves vs. Golden State WarriorsDate: January 24th, 2026Time: 4:30 PM CSTLocation: Target CenterTelevision Coverage: ABCRadio Coverage: Wolves App, iHeart Radio It’s one thing to break your New Year’s resolution when the calendar creeps into late January. That’s normal. That’s human. That’s “I’ll start dieting again Monday” culture. It’s another thing to look that resolution […]

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Bulls 120, Timberwolves 115: A Foul Effort at Target Center

On a freezing cold Thursday night in Minneapolis, the Minnesota Timberwolves desperately needed a win. They had lost their previous three games and had fallen to seventh place in the Western Conference. They were unable to get it as they were taken down by the middling Chicago Bulls 120-115. Just like the previous game against […]

2 days ago | 0 reads

Be a Part of the Wolves AAPI Night 2026 Celebration

Sometimes, things are bigger than basketball. On Thursday, January 22nd, the Minnesota Timberwolves will be hosting their 2026 AAPI Night celebration leading up and into their game against the Chicago Bulls. In the wake of all that has been going on in the local Minneapolis community, it is crucial to hold spaces for communities of […]

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Game Preview #45 – Timberwolves vs. Bulls

Minnesota Timberwolves vs. Chicago BullsDate: January 22nd, 2026Time: 7:00 PM CSTLocation: Target CenterTelevision Coverage: FanDuel Sports Network – NorthRadio Coverage: Wolves App, iHeart Radio The calendar has flipped into late January, the “new year, new me” energy is gone, the gym membership card is somewhere in the couch cushions, and the Minnesota Timberwolves have somehow […]

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Minnesota Lynx Announce 2026 Regular Season Schedule

Though we are still waiting for any word on a new Collective Bargaining Agreement in order to have a WNBA season take place, the Minnesota Lynx and other teams across the league announced their 2026 regular season schedules on Wednesday. Minnesota plans to open up its regular season on opening night in May, hosting the […]

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Jazz 127, Timberwolves 122: Death by 1,000 Backdoor Cuts

The Texas back-to-back was fun, but in both matchups, a shorthanded Minnesota Timberwolves team was edged in the last few minutes of each game. Minnesota looked to get back on track in a slightly later than usual 8 PM CT tipoff against the Utah Jazz in the place that Rudy Gobert, Mike Conley, Joe Ingles, […]

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Canis Pulsus Vol. 46 – Semester 1 Report Card (‘25-’26) Results

Who would’ve thought that the Minnesota Timberwolves would be 27-14 at the halfway point of the season? Probably the five of you who predicted that Minnesota would finish with a 54-28 record in our predictions edition of Canis Pulsus! Three and a half months later, 72 voters shared their grades. Welcome to… Canis Pulsus Vol. […]

5 days ago | 2 reads

Game Preview #44 – Timberwolves at Jazz

Minnesota Timberwolves at Utah JazzDate: January 20th, 2026Time: 8:00 PM CSTLocation: Delta CenterTelevision Coverage: FanDuel Sports Network – NorthRadio Coverage: Wolves App, iHeart Radio The Timberwolves limp out of their Texas two-step having stumbled twice, once in Houston, once in San Antonio, and the standings, as always, offer zero sympathy. On paper, it’s two losses. […]

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Minnesota Lynx Offseason Update Vol. 6: Strong Week Across the Globe

The start of a new week means another new Lynx Offseason Update! This past week, Minnesota Lynx players put on a strong showing across the globe, with Unrivaled action continuing in Miami and league-play picking back up overseas. Currently, 11 of the 12 Lynx players planning to play this offseason are hitting the hardwood, three […]

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Game Preview #43 – Timberwolves at Spurs

Minnesota Timberwolves at San Antonio SpursDate: January 17th, 2026Time: 7:00 PM CSTLocation: Frost Bank CenterTelevision Coverage: FanDuel Sports Network – NorthRadio Coverage: Wolves App, iHeart Radio There are losses where you shrug, chalk it up as a schedule loss, and move on. And then there are losses that linger because you know exactly how winnable […]

8 days ago | 3 reads

Game Preview #42 – Timberwolves at Rockets

Minnesota Timberwolves at Houston RocketsDate: January 16th, 2026Time: 8:30 PM CSTLocation: Toyota CenterTelevision Coverage: ESPNRadio Coverage: KFAN FM, Wolves App, iHeart Radio Texas Two-Step: Wolves Hit Houston With the Season’s Biggest Weekend in Front of Them The Minnesota Timberwolves are about to take a Texas two-step that could define the mid-point of their season. Friday […]

10 days ago | 1 read

The Timberwolves and Bucks Are Going in Opposite Directions

There are some games in a long NBA season that feel like they count for more than just a single win or loss. On Tuesday, the Minnesota Timberwolves and Milwaukee Bucks played in one of those games. Without two of their best players, Anthony Edwards (Right Foot Injury Maintenance) and Rudy Gobert (League Suspension), the […]

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Canis Pulsus Vol. 46 – Semester 1 Report Card (’25-’26)

Can you believe we’re halfway through the regular season? 41 games in and the Wolves are right in the thick of the race for postseason home court advantage. It hasn’t always been pretty, but the progress has been evident. The Western Conference is tough, but perhaps not as tough as many anticipated. The Wolves have […]

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Game Preview #41 – Timberwolves at Bucks

Minnesota Timberwolves at Milwaukee BucksDate: January 13th, 2026Time: 7:00 PM CSTLocation: Fiserv ForumTelevision Coverage: FanDuel Sports Network – NorthRadio Coverage: KFAN FM, Wolves App, iHeart Radio There are days when your favorite team gets smoked on its own floor by the Brooklyn Nets and you wonder why you even bother to care about professional sports. […]

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Timberwolves 104, Spurs 103: From Blowout to Show Out

It had everything. Fans standing at the beginning of the game for so long that their feet started to ache, a 19-point deficit, a head coach out sick, and perhaps the loudest crowd pop of the season that rivaled the Oklahoma City Thunder game when the final buzzer sounded and Anthony Edwards threw the ball […]

13 days ago | 3 reads

Minnesota Lynx Offseason Update Vol. 5: Champs and More Lynx Underway

It’s that time of the week for a new Lynx Offseason Update! As the 2026 begins and Unrivaled subsequently gets underway, a few more Minnesota Lynx players have returned to the court for the first time this offseason. But for other Lynx players who have already been playing overseas, this past week was a week […]

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Game Preview #40 – Timberwolves vs. Spurs

Minnesota Timberwolves vs. San Antonio SpursDate: January 11th, 2026Time: 6:00 PM CSTLocation: Target CenterTelevision Coverage: FanDuel Sports Network – NorthRadio Coverage: KFAN FM, Wolves App, iHeart Radio The Wolves’ undefeated 2026 streak was always going to end the same way every fun streak ends: abruptly, inconveniently, and in the most irritating manner possible. Saturday afternoon […]

14 days ago | 2 reads

Cavaliers 146, Timberwolves 134: 4th quarter Avalanche Buries Wolves

This feels familiar… a bit of déjà vu early in 2026, as after defeating the Cleveland Cavaliers 131-122 in a game that the Minnesota Timberwolves starters dominated – scoring 112 of their 131 points they travel to Cleveland for a lunchtime Prime matchup. Minnesota comes in on a four-game win streak, looking to take the […]

15 days ago | 1 read

Game Preview #39 – Timberwolves at Cavaliers

Minnesota Timberwolves at Cleveland CavaliersDate: January 10th, 2026Time: 12:00 PM CSTLocation: Rocket ArenaTelevision Coverage: Prime Video, FanDuel Sports Network – NorthRadio Coverage: Wolves App, iHeart Radio The Minnesota Timberwolves are 4–0 in 2026, and it finally feels like that stat means something. Thursday night’s win over Cleveland at Target Center wasn’t just another box-score entry. […]

16 days ago | 2 reads