The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Wow Machine Hmm
about 2 months ago | 1 read
Welcome home Super Frank!
Wow Machine Hmm
about 2 months ago | 1 read
Chelsea made it seven unbeaten, in all competitions, with a stellar effort against league-leaders Arsenal on Sunday, battling to a 1-1 draw despite playing over an hour with just ten, so surely a game against one of the worst teams in the league will pose less of a challenge. Of course, that’s not how it […]
about 2 months ago | 1 read
After two massive results and two massive 90-minute efforts, Chelsea hit the road to Leeds to take on one of the Premier League’s lesser lights. Of course, there’s history here, too, and quite a bit of it, but The Whites are struggling at the wrong end of the table after winning the Championship last season. […]
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
1. REECE JAMES (9.2) It’s not been talked about too much, perhaps for fear of whispering it too loud and thus inviting disaster, but Reece James has been able to stay fit all season thus far, featuring in all thirteen of our league games (starting nine). Though his minutes have been carefully (and successfully) managed, […]
about 2 months ago | 1 read
Prepared Most Hmm
about 2 months ago | 1 read
I had the pleasure(?) of listening to this game live on Chelsea TV, with an extra-extra amped up Jason Cundy going absolutely berserk at even the tiniest bit of action. Cundy operates at an 11 on a normal day. He was around a 14 for this one. But in a way, he was the perfect […]
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
Lol What Hmm
about 2 months ago | 1 read
Three yellow cards in under 13 minutes of play is a good summary of what took place in the first minutes of Chelsea’s match against Arsenal at Stamford Bridge today. Bukayo Saka’s strike straight at Robert Sánchez, which would have been overturned for offside had it gone in, was the Premier League leaders’ only strike […]
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
It’s the day we’ve been all looking forward to. Both Chelsea and Arsenal have had great starts to the 2025-26 season, with the latter losing a single match since the beginning of August. They also arrive with impressive continental results, with the Blues beating Barcelona 3-0 at home and Arsenal doing likewise against Bayern, 3-1, […]
about 2 months ago | 3 reads
The weather’s getting cold and frightful outside, but the big question facing Chelsea for today’s showdown at the Emirates, is whether to make it Cold on the pitch as well. Cole Palmer has been declared fit and available after two months out, and the temptation will surely be to throw him right back in. Will […]
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
First Comeback Hmm
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
From one biggest game of the season to another biggest game of the season, it’s Arsenal next for Chelsea, with the Blues looking to beat the Gunners for the first time in eight tries — and looking for our first win against them at the Bridge since 2018. It’s not going to be easy. The […]
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
Unbeaten Hmm Just? JUST?
about 2 months ago | 3 reads
Enzo Maresca delivered some great news in today’s press conference, confirming that not only is Cole Palmer back in training, but he’s fit enough for selection and perhaps even fit enough to start this weekend against Arsenal. Palmer of course may not quite be 100 per cent fit after such a long time out, but […]
about 2 months ago | 3 reads
Hmm Well Posted all this only to later end up losing
about 2 months ago | 3 reads
The redevelopment of Earls Court, a roughly a mile away from Stamford Bridge as the crow flies, appears to have taken a massive step forward … after many years of the site going disused and its future being (somewhat) in question. Unfortunately, though entirely as expected despite a few rumor-cycles, it’s taken that step forward […]
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
Hmm Clear Oof
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
1. ESTÊVÃO (9.2) He stole the show from fellow teenager Lamine Yamal and heralded his arrival on the European stage as well with that thumping rocket of a fin — inspiring legendary match announcer Clive Tyldesley to coin another instant classic: “Young, gifted, and Brazilian: it’s one of football’s favorite recipes. Mmm, mmm, mmm … […]
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
Third Hmm Well
about 2 months ago | 1 read
We’ve gotten to know Enzo Maresca fairly well over the past year and a half, and the one thing he’s always been consistent about is not getting too high or too low after wins, defeats, injustices, or even trophies. Okay, maybe a bit with some of the trophies. You don’t get to become Champions of […]
about 2 months ago | 1 read
The sense of occasion was undeniable, the build-up momentous, the pre-game pressure palpable. But Chelsea were not cowed by any of that, and got to work straight away after the referee signaled the start of the game. And we could’ve been up by multiple goals not long after, but Enzo Fernandez saw not one but […]
about 2 months ago | 1 read
Well, here we go. Chelsea, Barca, Champions League. These are the games football dreams are made of. These are the games that can define seasons. These are the games that can live on in history, in memory forever. Let’s make it iconic! Enzo Maresca, not unexpectedly, has opted for our “big-game” lineup, which features both […]
about 2 months ago | 1 read
It’s arguably our biggest game of the season, at least until Sunday, as Barcelona stroll into town tonight for a massive Champions League “league phase” showdown. Games between these two are always memorable and often iconic, and we haven’t had one for over seven years. After rotating opportunistically over the weekend, Enzo Maresca should have […]
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
Second Stalled Only
2 months ago | 2 reads
Football doesn’t get much bigger than Barcelona coming to your city, even if it’s “just” for the league phase (née group stage) of the new Champions League format. It’s as marquee of a matchup as marquee matchups can get, especially given all the (modern) history between the two teams on Europe’s biggest stages over the […]
2 months ago | 2 reads