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How should Chelsea line up against West Ham United to extend winning run?

Chelsea have won five of the six games under Liam Rosenior, including the last four in a row, with the last two of those coming away from home. That matches our longest winning streak of the season. Now we have a great chance to extend that winning run as we return to the Bridge, where […]

about 1 month ago | 1 read

Napoli 2-3 Chelsea, Player Ratings: Big Game João Pedro

1. JOÃO PEDRO (9.1) It’s been a bit of an inconsistent season for JP, who made a big splash in the summer when he signed during the Club World Cup (3 goals in 3 games), carried that form into the start of the season (two goals and three assists in his first four league games), […]

about 1 month ago | 2 reads

Liam Rosenior explains tactical approach, praises Chelsea’s ‘collective mentality’ in comeback win against Napoli

Since coming in, Liam Rosenior made it a point to not try to change too many things tactically from what Enzo Maresca had been doing with Chelsea. The new head coach spoke in reverence of Maresca’s setup, which aligned with the BlueCo principles that Rosenior himself had been aligning to at RC Strasbourg. And seeing […]

about 1 month ago | 2 reads

Napoli 2-3 Chelsea, Champions League: Post-match reaction, ratings

Chelsea’s experimental lineup made a positive enough start to the game, and we would get our reward with an early goal. Juan Jesus blocked a free kick with his arm, and though the commentary painted it as an unfortunate incident, the defender literally moved his arm towards the ball to block it. Since he was […]

about 1 month ago | 1 read

Napoli vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome to the match 8 of 8 in the league phase of this year’s Champions League. Chelsea are assured of a top-24 finish and thus a place in the knockout rounds, but if we win today (and other results go in our favor as well), we can still finish in the top-8 and get to […]

about 1 month ago | 1 read

Official: Raheem Sterling leaves Chelsea by mutual agreement

Raheem Sterling’s Chelsea exile is over. And so is his time at Chelsea. The club have agreed a buyout of the 31-year-old’s contract, which had 18 months still left on it. This is similar to the deal we struck with Ross Barkley a few years ago. Terms of the buyout are confidential, but according to […]

about 1 month ago | 0 reads

Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Napoli: All in for the top eight

There’s a potential spot in the top-eight up for grabs in tonight’s showdown against Antonio Conte’s Napoli, a game that Liam Rosenior called “huge” the other day. Chelsea’s spot in the knockout rounds is already assured, but we can skip the Round of 32 by finishing among the eight best and thus immediately advancing to […]

about 1 month ago | 0 reads

Napoli vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Preview, team news, how to watch

After seven rounds in the “league phase” (née “group stage”) of the Champions League, only two teams are guaranteed to finish in the top eight and automatically advance to the Round of 16, Arsenal and Bayern Munich. That means six spots are still up for grabs to get to skip the first knockout round. Chelsea […]

about 1 month ago | 1 read

How should Chelsea line up against Napoli with Champions League bye on the line?

Despite a couple disappointing results, Chelsea still have a chance of finishing in the top eight of the Champions League “league-phase” table, which would earn us a bye, and take us straight into the Round of 16. We’re already assured of a playoff spot after last week’s win over Pafos, but we can skip two […]

about 1 month ago | 0 reads

Chelsea ‘declined to pursue’ Aston Villa-bound Douglas Luiz — report

Last week, Chelsea were linked with Douglas Luiz, currently on loan from Juventus at Nottingham Forest, but it looks like the 27-year-old midfielder will be heading back to Aston Villa instead (also on loan, with an option to make it permanent). And that’s perfectly fine. Since leaving Villa a couple years ago, Luiz has struggled […]

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Crystal Palace 1-3 Chelsea, Player Ratings: Estêvão making Chelsea sing

1. ESTÊVÃO (8.4) Estêvão has five (5) Man of the Match awards in his last ten (10) starts. Maybe he should start more often! 2. JOÃO PEDRO (7.7) Team-leading ninth goal of the season for JP, which means he’s now just one away from a fourth successive season with double-digits goals in all competitions. Is […]

about 1 month ago | 2 reads

West Ham, Chelsea in talks over Axel Disasi loan — report

Axel Disasi’s six-month paid (yet involuntary) vacation may soon be over, with the 27-year-old defender hoping to find a club that will let him go back to work in the second half of the season. That club won’t be Chelsea, despite his recent reintegration into first-team training, but it could be West Ham United. According […]

about 1 month ago | 1 read

Official: Chelsea sign teenage left back Yisa Alao from Sheffield Wednesday

Chelsea have beaten several other top-tier teams to the signing of Yisa Alao, a 17-year-old left back from Sheffield Wednesday. Alao has signed just a two-year contract, which is quite short given the usual contract lengths of other signings, but is limited by his age (players under the age of 18 are not allowed to […]

about 1 month ago | 2 reads

Liam Rosenior ‘really, really happy’ with ‘top team performance’ by Chelsea

Chelsea put together one of our best and most complete overall performances Sunday afternoon at Selhurst Park, dispatching Crystal Palace by a score of 3-1 and climbing back up into the top-five European spots in the table. Granted, Palace are in an absolute tailspin at the moment and have become one of the worst teams […]

about 1 month ago | 1 read

Chelsea to recall Aarón Anselmino after Rennes reject Jérémy Jacquet approach — reports

Chelsea look set to possibly reinforce our center back options with the recall of Aarón Anselmino from Borussia Dortmund, as per an exclusive this evening from The Athletic. The report stops short of claiming that Anselmino’s about to join the first-team, with Chelsea still “evaluating the centre-back market”, but surely we would not be bringing […]

about 1 month ago | 2 reads

Crystal Palace vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome to Selhurst Park where a struggling Crystal Palace lie in wait. Chelsea have had great success against Palace in recent years, so hopefully that continues today. Unfortunately, it looks like Cole Palmer was not passed fit for the game. Estêvão does start, and that’s fun. Interestingly (mildly), it’s Teddy Sharman-Lowe serving as backup goalkeeper, […]

about 1 month ago | 0 reads

Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Crystal Palace: No time to mess about

Chelsea have a huge game coming up midweek, away against Napoli in the Champions League, but that’s no reason to overlook the more immediate task at hand. Three points are an absolute must today against Crystal Palace (and perhaps even more so than on Wednesday) as we look to remain in the thick of the […]

about 2 months ago | 4 reads