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Kendry Páez facing uncertain future as Chelsea evaluate disappointing River Plate loan — reports
The lottery ticket known as Kendry Páez doesn’t look to be turning into a winner anytime soon for Chelsea, with the youngster struggling to make the necessary step up after making his long prearranged transfer official last summer. He couldn’t quite cut it at RC Strasbourg — 21 appearances but just 700 minutes under Liam […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Agreement Hmm From where?
Chelsea set £120m asking price for Enzo Fernández — report
We’re still in the early stages of the Enzo Fernández saga, and though the inevitable outcome might be that Enzo leaves by the end of the summer, right now we’re setting up our defenses in a strong position. According to The BBC, Chelsea’s asking price for a transfer will be £120m, which is slightly more […]
Filip Jörgensen requests transfer as Chelsea look to Mike Penders at goalkeeper — reports
Robert Sánchez has been Chelsea’s first-choice goalkeeper for the past three years. Though he has improved, he’s not exactly managed to make a convincing case that he’s truly worthy of those credentials. But it’s not like his backups have done otherwise. Đorđe Petrović believed he did when he won the job halfway through the season […]
Robert Sánchez nominated for best single-game Goalkeeper Performance of the Season in the Premier League
Award nominations have been in short supply around Chelsea this season, but thankfully the Premier League have created a brand new one for this season, and Robert Sánchez has earned a nomination for it. The “Goalkeeper Performance of the Season” recognizes the “the most outstanding individual performance of the season by a goalkeeper” in a […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Agreement Hmm But our sporting directors get a hike
Not even a ‘world record bid’ from Barcelona would entice Chelsea to let João Pedro leave — reports
We first heard of Barcelona’s interest in João Pedro some weeks ago, and at the time, it seemed pretty clear that Chelsea had no intention in letting our leading goalscorer leave, nor was JP himself interested in doing so. And according to most reports, that remains the case as things stand. UPDATE: In fact, Ben […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
Golden boot Approach Lol
Sunderland 2-1 Chelsea, Player Ratings: When your best is just barely average
1. ROBERT SÁNCHEZ (5.6) Chelsea’s three highest rated players just barely sneak into the “average” category, with Bob leading the way by a few hundredths. And he certainly did give it his all during the game, making five saves and getting beaten only by a great first-time shot form Trey Hume and a ridiculous own […]
Enzo Fernández ‘would welcome’ offers to leave Chelsea, with Real Madrid and Manchester City linked — report
The season’s over. Now the Season can begin. Welcome to Silly Season! The biggest story of the summer is bound to be the future of Enzo Fernández. He’s already flirted (sort of) with Real Madrid — or at least the city of Madrid — for which he was rather harshly suspended two games by the […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Happiness was so close, yet so far Record Prolific
One final letdown to end the 2025-26 season
As it turned out, all we needed on the final day was a draw to play Europa League football next season. Brighton lost by three, Brentford drew, and that gave us the inside track for a seventh place finish — not ideal, but better than the alternative. Instead, we barely showed up. An own goal […]
Sunderland 2-1 Chelsea, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
Not sure what’s a stronger word than cacophony, but that’s what greeted the teams as they walked out onto the pitch at the Stadium of Light. Glorious noise, glorious sunshine, and some glorious football — well, glorious from the home side at least. It was far from glorious from the Blues, and the constant attack-v-defense […]
Sunderland vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread
Welcome to the final day of the season! Chelsea need a win to ensure some sort of European football for next season. Europa League and Conference League are both on the table, depending on how others do. So, keeping an eye on Brighton and Brentford as well, but first we have to take care of […]
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Sunderland: Jorrel Hato wins defensive battle
There wasn’t much doubt about the WAGNH Community’s preferred lineup for this final game of the season, with eight of the eleven starters garnering over 80 per cent of the votes, and only one coming in at below 60 per cent. That one exception was Jorrel Hato, who’s emerged victorious from the battle at center […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
Hmm What?! Hopefully
Sunderland vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Chelsea come into the final weekend of the Premier League season still harboring some hopes of European football. Tuesday’s amusing win over Tottenham Hotspur, which not only raised spirits but kept Spurs still under threat of relegation, has us sitting in eighth currently, which would be good enough for another tour of obscure European towns […]
How should Chelsea line up against Sunderland in the final match of the season?
We’re done to just one, one final game in what’s been a rather disappointing season. We enter the weekend in eighth and can finish no higher than seventh. We could however drop as low as tenth. Seventh and eighth places would entail some European football next season, Europa League for the former and Conference League […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Hmm Leading POTS
Chelsea romp to U18 Premier League crown with 5-1 win over Manchester City in National Final
Chelsea won the South. Manchester City won the North. Then they met in the final, and Chelsea won it all. It was a fitting end to the Baby Blues’ dominant U18 Premier League campaign. We won the Southern section by a whopping thirteen points over second place Tottenham Hotspur, losing just three of the 28 […]
Reece James in, Cole Palmer out as Thomas Tuchel picks England squad for World Cup
There will be just one Chelsea player in the England squad this summer as Thomas Tuchel tries to lead the Three Lions to that ever-elusive World Cup trophy, with the likes of Cole Palmer and Levi Colwill left off the final 26-man squad announced this morning. In Colwill’s case (or in the case of Trevoh […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
If POTS Contact
Xabi Alonso, the last big bet that BlueCo get at Chelsea
Chelsea have appointed Xabi Alonso as the new manager, and for the first time in a long time, our managerial appointment actually feels connected to the squad we have been building. That probably sounds obvious. It should be obvious. But for most of the BlueCo era, Chelsea have often looked like a club building two […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Long shots Inevitable Most
Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur, Player Ratings: Enzo answers the call
1. ENZO FERNÁNDEZ (8.2) I guess the key question is, who was on the other end of the line? It’s not the first time Enzo’s done the phone call celebration, so let’s just leave it at the ambiguous notion that he’s answering the call — the call to action, the call to motivation, the call […]
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