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Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Bournemouth: All fit and ready to go
The voting for today’s preferred lineup against AFC Bournemouth was started without knowing whether the likes of Moisés Caicedo, Cole Palmer, and João Pedro would be able to feature, so the percentages may not be an accurate reflection of the community’s preferences. Still, all three of those players were able to gather enough votes to […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Just retire What did you expect? Highest
Chelsea vs. AFC Bournemouth, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch
As much as I appreciate FIFA combining the first two international breaks of the season into one long international break, three weeks without club football in the middle of the season is entirely far too long. But we’re finally back, and hopefully back to something better than where we left off. Chelsea headed into the […]
Moisés Caicedo, João Pedro, Cole Palmer, Reece James all ‘ready to go’ against Bournemouth
Xabi Alonso had some excellent news in his press conference earlier today, revealing that Moisés Caicedo, João Pedro, Cole Palmer, and Reece James are all ready to play this weekend after being able to return to training this week. This quartet of key players have all been dealing with injuries over the past few weeks, […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
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How should Chelsea line up against AFC Bournemouth?
Proper football is finally back this weekend, and Chelsea return to it by welcoming AFC Bournemouth to Stamford Bridge for a classic Saturday afternoon 3pm showdown. On paper, it’s a favorable matchup for our return from the international break: Bournemouth have yet to win a Premier League game this season, and we are unbeaten against […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
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Sporting director Laurence Stewart set to leave Chelsea — reports
Sporting director Laurence Stewart is set to leave the club, but don’t worry, we have like seven million sporting directors, so we’ll probably be just fine. According to reports in the BBC and The Telegraph, Stewart’s departure in the “near future” is by “mutual consent”, though that phrase can cover all manner of actual situations, […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Record What a clown Hmm
Morgan Rogers picks up assist for England; Argentina bid farewell to Lionel Messi
On the final day of this forever-long international break, Morgan Rogers collected a lovely assist in England’s 3-0 win over Czech Republic, setting up Harry Kane for the first of his two goals on his record-equaling 125th appearance for the Three Lions. Legendary goalkeeper Peter Shilton had held that record for over 35 years; Kane […]
Estêvão and Jorrel Hato among 25 finalists for Golden Boy Award once again
For the second successive season, Chelsea youngsters Jorrel Hato and Estêvão have made the final shortlist for the annual Golden Boy Award, which goes to the best young player (under 21) playing in one of European’s top leagues. Barcelona have dominated this award in recent seasons, winning three of four (Pedri, Gavi, and Lamine Yamal) […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
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Roméo Lavia picks up assist for Belgium against Maxence Lacroix’s France
It’s been a banner break for young Roméo Lavia, returning to the Belgian national team setup after a more than three-year absence, during which (as we know all too well) he’d been battling injury after injury after injury. But the 22-year-old midfielder is enjoying his best run of fitness since joining Chelsea in 2023, and […]
Valentín Barco picks up assist for Argentina; Jorrel Hato finally gets to play for the Netherlands
As the seemingly never-ending extra-long international break rolls into its third week, we finally have some minutes for young Jorrel Hato, who came off the bench to feature in the Netherlands’ 2-1 victory over Serbia in UEFA Nations League last night. Hato arrived on the scene around the hour-mark, with the scores level at 1-1. […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Only Lol Oof
West Ham WFC 0-3 Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction
With Chelsea Women’s foot firmly set on the gas pedal, the Blues left no space for the hosts at West Ham to overtake them. It was an extremely positive start with the visitors locking the Hammers into their half and not letting them out under any circumstances. Once again we were plagued by extremely bad […]
West Ham WFC vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
Time for Chelsea Women to return to domestic football, this time taking on West Ham as visitors to Victoria Road in the Women’s Super League. The Hammers underwent severe squad changes and are still finding their footing. This doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be capable of surprising the Blues, who should be ready to set tiredness […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
First Heaviest Runtime
Estêvão scores against India; Morgan Rogers caps off England romp against Croatia
The Brazilian national team’s two-week tour around the world concluded with a match against India in Kolkata last night, which, as one would expect, they won rather easily. If anything, the four goals they put past the team ranked 138th in the world is almost surprisingly low. But what really mattered was that Estêvão got […]
West Ham WFC vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
It might be odd to celebrate a goalless draw. But even if Chelsea Women were at the top of their game managing to meet OL Lyonnes at their level while playing away will always be a case for some celebration. We shouldn’t be so lenient for this upcoming match. Yes, the Blues will be tired […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
First Worth it Hmm
More national team minutes for Roméo Lavia and Maxence Lacroix
It’s almost as strange is it is welcome to see Roméo Lavia consistently available to play for club and country, but the 22-year-old midfielder continued his healthy start to the season with another appearance for Belgium, coming off the bench on the hour-mark in a 3-0 win over Turkey. (All the goals were scored by […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
First Drama Lol
Pedro Neto and Portugal keep rolling amid Cristiano Ronaldo drama
Pedro Neto may have been kept off the scoresheet, but he had himself a pretty good game as Portugal notched yet another victory in this international break, this time putting four past Denmark. Portugal have lost just one game in the last ten months or so, and that was to the eventual champions at the […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
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