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The Daily Hilario: Monday
Crushed Oof Fifth
Liam Rosenior, Chelsea ‘very aligned’ on transfer plans, with or without Champions League
Chelsea’s season may be getting flushed down the pipes faster than last night’s Taco Bell, but worry not my fellow gullibles, the future is still very bright and very exciting. Sunshine and rainbows and lollipops, not even a wisp of a cloud in the sky. Those in charge remain steadfast in their vision of the […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
First All Interest
The most disappointing evening … ‘so far’
Chelsea made it four defeats on the bounce with yet another staggeringly poor performance last night at Goodison Hill Dickinson, with all our familiar failings on glorious display. Cheap giveaways, lazy defending, uninspired possession, poor finishing, critical mistakes: the 3-0 win for Everton was their largest ever margin of victory over Chelsea in the Premier […]
Everton 3-0 Chelsea, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
El. Oh. ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL It took Chelsea some 20 minutes to wake up and start playing, and by that time we had gifted at least two prime opportunities to Everton. Ironically, they didn’t take advantage of those, instead taking advantage of some lazy play in midfield and defense to take the lead through Beto. Chelsea huffed […]
Everton vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
With Liverpool beaten at Brighton earlier today and Aston Villa not playing until tomorrow, Chelsea have a chance to move up to fourth for at least tonight with a win here at Everton’s new ground, Hill Dickinson Stadium. We’ve relied on our away record to stay in the hunt for European places (same as Everton), […]
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Everton: More defensive shuffling
Chelsea are dealing with some defensive injuries at the moment, most notably to Reece James and Trevoh Chalobah, which will result in some more defensive shuffling for today’s game against Everton. James has been relatively durable this season (whether at right back or midfield) while Chalobah was third on the team in terms of minutes […]
London City Lionesses 1-1 Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction
In the beginning of the season London City Lionesses might have had higher targets for the season. At the moment they seem happy to be in the Women’s Super League midst, several points away from relegation in their first ever season with England’s top teams. This kind of mentality was clear in their approach to […]
London City Lionesses vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Lineups & Game Thread
It’s a sunny day out in London for a derby at the Den, where Chelsea Women visit the London City Lionesses for the first time in history. We should expect to make this trip often in the future as the recently promoted Championship outfit aren’t following the same track of fellow teams who bounced in […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Stable Lol Hmm
Everton vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Chelsea have hit a dizzying downward spiral in record time over the past ten days or so — going to hell in a handbasket is a phrase that comes to mind — and there’s certainly a non-zero chance that the events of the last three games will end up derailing the entire rest of our […]
London City Lionesses vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
With five matches left in the Women’s Super League and seven points separating Chelsea Women from league leaders Manchester City, you can never rule us out of a late title challenge. For that to happen we need to stay on the winning track and beat all those in our path, including the newly promoted London […]
How should Chelsea line up against Everton to get season back on track?
It’s not getting any easier for Chelsea; in fact, it may be getting harder as we head up to Merseyside this weekend. Goodison away is never an easy place to play, and right now, it might be downright intimidating. Good thing Everton don’t play at Goodison anymore! The Toffees’ record in their fancy new digs […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
What a player Most Advanced
Liam Rosenior claims Enzo Fernández ’fully committed’ to Chelsea, quotes lost in translation
After our latest demoralizing defeat, on Tuesday night, Chelsea Vice-captain Enzo Fernández stopped by the cameras of ESPN Argentina to answer a few questions. He talked about our own mistakes, about PSG’s quality, and about how we needed to regroup and support each other because there was still plenty left to fight for this season, […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Darkest timeline if they win Most Only
Chelsea 0-3 PSG, Player Ratings: Another for the Hall of Shame
For the third consecutive year, we have at least one new addition to the WAGNH Community Player Ratings Hall of Shame, a.k.a. (televised) games from the past fourteen years where the overall average rating was below 4.0. (As usual, the caveat about “televised games” is to explain why the 4-2 home defeat to third division […]
Chelsea FCW 2-1 Brighton & Hove Albion WFC, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction
Given our very limited options for the backline in light of several centre-back injuries and the fact this squad is coming from a hard-fought final win against Manchester United in the Women’s League Cup only three days ago, you couldn’t ask for a better start for Chelsea Women. Brighton tried to explore our defensive woes […]
Chelsea FCW vs. Brighton & Hove Albion WFC, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
It’s only been a few days since Chelsea Women successfully defended their Women’s League Cup title against Manchester United. With that done, we move our focus to the Women’s Super League as we host Brighton at Kingsmeadow. Injuries to the backline and head coach Sonia Bompastor’s choice for rotation make this lineup somewhat different from […]
Chelsea FCW vs. Brighton & Hove Albion WFC, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Fresh off the glory of beating Manchester United to a Women’s League Cup trophy and successfully defend their title, Chelsea Women host Brighton at Kingsmeadow for a (delayed) Women’s Super League clash tonight. Our chances of making up the 10-point difference between ourselves and Manchester City in eight rounds is slim, but not impossible. Especially […]
Enzo Fernández gives his Chelsea future the ‘we’ll see’ treatment
Enzo Fernández recently celebrated his third anniversary at Chelsea Football Club, moving past 150 appearances in all competitions, after joining us from Benfica in January 2023 for what was then a British-record transfer fee. Enzo was fresh off of winning the World Cup with Argentina just a month prior, announcing himself on the world stage […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Lol Hmm Allowed
Trevoh Chalobah suffers high ankle sprain in PSG defeat
To complete our misery on this Tuesday night, Trevoh Chalobah suffered a serious-looking injury in the final few minutes of the game, getting stretchered off the pitch with plenty of concern from all around. Considering that it came in the final minutes of an absolute blowout makes it even more frustrating. After the game, head […]
Chelsea 0-3 (2-8 agg.) PSG, Champions League: Post-match reaction, ratings
Well, at least it’s over now. Any hopes of a miracle were put to bed right quick, with that man again, Kvaratskhelia scoring barely six minutes into the “contest”, then PSG doubling their lead by way of a tremendous strike from Barcola. The olé’s started by the 30th minute from the visiting section. And it […]
Chelsea vs. PSG, Champions League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
Welcome to the second leg of the Champions League Round of 16. Chelsea are about to make history and come back from a three-goal deficit to advance, right? Yeah, probably not. But hey, might as well try. I have no idea what’s going on with that backline, but otherwise it’s a familiar lineup from Liam […]
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