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Official: Landon Emenalo, Shim Mheuka, Kiano Dyer complete late loan moves
The transfer window slammed shut last night, but there are always a few late deals that only get announced the following morning. Unfortunately, a new midfielder is not one of those despite some speculation today about veteran free agent Georginio Wijnaldum. The three confirmed moves are loans for Academy standouts Landon Emenalo, 18, Shim Mheuka, […]
Real Sociedad Femenino 0-1 (2-6 agg.) Chelsea FCW, UEFA Women’s Champions League: Post-match reaction
It was a sunny day in northern Spain with Chelsea Women sitting on top of a three-goal lead in the aggregate scoreline versus Real Sociedad. They were competent competition in the first leg but the overnight change in management, with Arturo Ruiz moving to Brighton just a few days ago, clearly unsettled the squad. The […]
Real Sociedad Femenino vs. Chelsea FCW, UEFA Women’s Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread
From 2-2 nailbiter to 5-2 trouncing. That’s just how life goes for Chelsea Women. A three-goal lead is comfortable. Sometimes a bit too comfortable. Our opposition in Real Sociedad will be as motivated as they were in the first leg to make history happen, especially at their home turf. The sooner we crush their hopes, […]
Real Sociedad Femenino vs. Chelsea FCW, UEFA Women’s Champions League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Plenty of action taking place in the transfer window realm. So much so that the pitch is sometimes left forgotten. Not the case for Chelsea Women, however. On the back of a tale of two halves against Real Sociedad at Plough Lane last week, the Blues take on Real Sociedad for a second time to […]
How do you rate Chelsea’s 2026 summer transfer window?
It was yet another exceedingly busy summer for BlueCo, with dozens of permanent and temporary transfers arranged, completed, and occasionally canceled at the very last minute. And we helped set a couple new records as well, with Morgan Rogers becoming our record signing at £117m and Enzo Fernández becoming the most expensive British transfer (again) […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Unfit Most Agreement
Official: Manchester City sign Enzo Fernández from Chelsea
Unlike Monaco in the Lamine Camara deal, Chelsea did not go back on our given word to Manchester City, and so Enzo Fernández’s £125m move has been made official tonight, minutes after the summer transfer window officially slammed shut. The fee matches the British transfer record that was set by Alexander Isak’s move to Liverpool […]
AS Monaco cancel Lamine Camara transfer to Chelsea — reports
It looked like Chelsea managed to pull off the deal to sign Lamine Camara in the final hours of the transfer window, but at the very last moment, AS Monaco have gone back on their word and have canceled the deal. Can they do that? I guess so? Monaco had been reluctant to let the […]
Chelsea, AS Monaco agree Lamine Camara transfer — report
With lightning speed, Chelsea have moved to secure the signature of Lamine Camara, with the 22-year-old midfielder set to join from AS Monaco on a six-year contract (plus an option year). The fee is expected to be around €55m (£47m). Chelsea had a €45m offer rejected earlier in the week. Camara is set to take […]
Official: Como 1907 sign Robert Sánchez on loan from Chelsea
After three years and seemingly endless amount of second chances as our starting goalkeeper, Robert Sánchez got exactly one chance from new manager Xabi Alonso. No less, no more. Those 90 minutes at Craven Cottage were more than enough for Alonso to make up his mind, especially with a perfectly available Emiliano Martínez just sitting […]
Official: AFC Wimbledon sign Dujuan Richards on loan from Chelsea
After a major knee injury brought his development to a screeching halt, young Dujuan “Whisper” Richards spent last season trying to get his career back on track. At first, he was just with the U21s. Then he tried his luck on loan at Championship side Leicester City. Unfortunately, he would make just three appearances for […]
Official: Dário Essugo, Deivid Washington join RC Strasbourg from Chelsea
BlueCo have activated the multi-club safety valve a couple more times here in the final few hours of the transfer window, sending a pair of 21-year-olds, Deivid Washington and Dário Essugo from Chelsea to RC Strasbourg. Washington’s move is of the permanent transfer variety, reportedly “worth” around €8m, while Essugo joins on loan for the […]
Manchester City, Chelsea agree £125m Enzo Fernández transfer — reports
After months and months of rumors and uncertainty, we’ve arrived at the rather expected destination. Enzo Fernández is leaving. He’s not going to Real Madrid; he’s not going to PSG. Instead, he’s reuniting with Enzo Maresca at Manchester City. Like two peas in a pod, them two. We would’ve certainly preferred to get this deal […]
Official: Chelsea, Atalanta agree Honest Ahanor transfer
It does seem like Chelsea have had more sights for experienced players that can make an immediate impact in our first-team this summer. This doesn’t mean they’ve abandoned plans to bet on young players who impress in other European leagues as it was the case with former Sporting players, Geovany Quenda and Dário Essugo. Just […]
Get the best of We Ain’t Got No History on the new SB Nation app
It’s a big day for SB Nation as our new app is live, and it’s the best way to follow We Ain’t Got No History. You can download it by searching SB Nation for iOS or Android. A year ago we made some big changes to our communities, including the addition of the Feed. Today, […]
Official: RB Leipzig sign Marc Guiu from Chelsea
Since the BlueCo takeover Chelsea have taken many bets. Many of which didn’t come into fruition, even though a few looked like they were right around the corner and only a few steps away from turning it in definitive. 20-year-old striker Marc Guiu felt like one of those few, especially when helping take down our […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
Second Always involved Hmm
Manchester City, Chelsea in talks at last over potential Enzo Fernández deal — reports
As we head into the final day of the transfer window, the Enzo Fernández situation remains unresolved. It’s only been going on for the whole summer, after all (if not longer), so there’s been hardly any time to get it done, right? Our (former?) Vice-captain has been training with the team, but he’s been held […]
Tottenham Hotspur, Chelsea agree Tosin Adarabioyo, Mykhailo Mudryk deals — reports
Chelsea hardly ever do business with Tottenham Hotspur, but on this penultimate day of the summer transfer window, we agreed not one, but two deals with them! Like London buses, as they might say. The first agreement is for the permanent transfer of Tosin Adarabioyo, to the tune of £7m plus add-ons. When the transfer […]
Como 1907, Chelsea agree Robert Sánchez loan — report
After three years of Bob, Chelsea’s goalkeeper situation has changed practically in an instant. Or, to be more accurate, in about 90 minutes at Craven Cottage last Monday. Chelsea may have won, but Sanchez squandered the last remaining shreds of faith Xabi Alonso may have had in him — and there may not have been […]
Spurs want Mykhailo Mudryk; Chelsea to toss in Tosin? — reports
Chelsea have lots of business still to complete in the final few hours of the transfer window, and we just might be able to combine a couple of them to make our lives easier. Shockingly, it might involve dealing with Tottenham Hotspur, which is certainly a rarity. Mykhailo Mudryk seems to be the central piece […]
Official: Servette sign David Datro Fofana from Chelsea
David Datro Fofana, who may have set a record for most loans in the least amount of time during his brief, 3.5-year Chelsea career, has today officially moved on from the club, joining Swiss Super League outfit Servette FC in a cut-rate deal, reported to be worth €2.5m, plus a few Toblerones as potential bonuses. […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Unbeaten Hmm Good
Xabi Alonso wants Chelsea to approach every game with ‘whatever it takes to win’
Chelsea set a record low in yesterday’s high-scoring 4-3 win over Brighton & Hove Albion, possessing the ball just 25 per cent of the time. Apparently, it’s our lowest recorded possession stat in a Premier League game, since such things started to be counted in 2003-04. Opta’s one-word tag at the end of their tweet […]
Chelsea 4-3 Brighton & Hove Albion, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
Chelsea scored 31 seconds into our first game, last weekend. In our second, we had to wait all the way until the 4th minute, with Roméo Lavia taking advantage of some confusion between defender and goalkeeper on a corner to get a toe in and score his first ever Chelsea goal. Unlike last weekend, Chelsea […]