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Aarón Anselmino to stay at Borussia Dortmund despite lack of minutes — report

Aarón Anselmino made a flying start to life at Borussia Dortmund, earning a standing ovation on his debut, just days after joining on loan from Chelsea at the end of the summer transfer window, and he’s continued to impress ever since with his “crusader spirit”, as his head coach, Niko Kovać put it recently. Unfortunately […]

3 months ago | 1 read

Newcastle United 2-2 Chelsea, Player Ratings: St Reece James’ Park

1. REECE JAMES (8.1) Reecey started the comeback in the opening minutes of the second half, scoring with a most wonderful free kick to underline what was yet another excellent performance from the captain in both midfield and at right back (he switched to the latter position after Enzo replaced Malo Gusto). It’s the 10th […]

3 months ago | 3 reads

Liverpool FCW 1-9 Chelsea FCW, Women’s League Cup: Post-match reaction

Liverpool have been devastated by injuries this season. Something that made their 1-1 draw to Chelsea Women a month ago even more surprising given the extreme lack of options that Gareth Taylor has at hand in challenges like a Blues side in title defence mode. Often criticised for conservative tactics, Sonia Bompastor took a great […]

3 months ago | 2 reads

Liverpool FCW vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s League Cup: Preview, team news, how to watch

Chelsea Women make their League Cup debut this season, taking on Liverpool away in the quarter-finals this Sunday. We finally got it back in our hands last term after three consecutive finals’ defeats, and there’s no room for complacency as the holders begin their defence against a side stretched thin but still dangerous on home […]

3 months ago | 1 read

Newcastle United 2-2 Chelsea, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings

Well, this game started badly, and almost immediately it got much, much worse. Newcastle needed a response after their derby defeat last weekend against Sunderland, and respond they did. With the stadium rocking, they came out of the blocks at a million miles an hour and we just stood there doe-eyed waiting for the bright […]

3 months ago | 1 read

Newcastle United vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome to the weekend. The next few hours will determine whether it’s going to be a good one, or a not-so-good one. Come on you Blues! Enzo Maresca, as expected, has rotated back to a first-choice lineup after the midweek Cup game, and surprisingly, Enzo Fernandez does not get the start. Instead, it’s Reecey again […]

3 months ago | 2 reads

Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Newcastle: The A+ Team

In what may be the most one-sided vote in the history of this exercise, the WAGNH Community have spoken almost literally as one in picking the lineup for today’s trip to St James’ Park. All eleven starters are well into the 80s for voting percentage, with seven reaching over 95 per cent consensus. If last […]

3 months ago | 1 read

Newcastle United vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch

It’s an early kickoff on Tyneside today, which means that this game is going to start in just a few short hours! So let’s get to it. It’s fourth against twelfth, but Newcastle away is never not a daunting proposition. And it’s just the first of many daunting propositions awaiting us this holiday season, with […]

3 months ago | 3 reads

How should Chelsea line up against Newcastle United?

It’s the last fixture before the holiday rush as Chelsea travel north to the faraway lands of Newcastle upon Tyne, for a lunchtime joust against the local black and white stripes. Yes, it’s another Saturday lunchtime affair. Feels like we’ve had more than our fair share of these. We will arrive on the sails of […]

3 months ago | 1 read

Cardiff City 1-3 Chelsea, Player Ratings: Garnacho to the rescue

1. ALEJANDRO GARNACHO (8.0, sub) Second Man of the Match of the season for Garna, and like the first, it’s come in a League Cup match. Two goals in 45 minutes of work, doubling his tally for the season and his Chelsea career, and helping us reach the semifinals of this competition once again. It […]

3 months ago | 1 read

Chelsea to play either Arsenal or Crystal Palace in League Cup semifinals

It’s been an easy path for us so far in the League Cup, as we’ve reached the final four by playing two games against third division clubs (Lincoln City and Cardiff City) and one against the worst team in the Premier League (Wolverhampton Wanderers). However, things are about to get significantly more difficult now. In […]

3 months ago | 2 reads

Estêvão to miss a couple games with ‘small muscular injury’

Chelsea advanced to the League Cup semifinals with last night’s perfunctory 3-1 win over third-division Cardiff City, showing just enough bits of requisite quality in the second half to dispatch the opposition. It wasn’t pretty, and it was hardly entertaining, but it got the job done while giving some much needed rest to many. Enzo […]

3 months ago | 1 read

Cardiff City 1-3 Chelsea, League Cup: Post-match reaction, ratings

A well rotated Chelsea lineup came out of the blocks as if they had never seen each other, let alone ever played together, making for a frustrating first 45 minutes of football. And at no point in the first half would we do anything to dissuade that notion, playing with no cohesion, zero quality, and […]

3 months ago | 3 reads

Cardiff City vs. Chelsea, League Cup: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome to the quarterfinals of the League Cup. Though we’re away, Chelsea got a favorable draw in facing the last lower-league side left in this competition. Cardiff sit atop the third division, but we are the firm favorites. This is an obvious opportunity to rotate, and Enzo Maresca has done just that — choosing (almost!) […]

3 months ago | 3 reads