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Liverpool vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread

It’s bright and early on a Saturday, and the regular crowd have shuffled in. We’re in no mood for a melody, but we’ve got to stay here all night. So play us a song, BlueCo-man. What the team looks like on the pitch will depend on where exactly Jorrel Hato is playing. Is he a […]

Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Liverpool: Is there any wingers out there?

Chelsea are set to show up at Anfield today with zero recognized wingers in the squad, which is going to require some creative tinkering from interim head coach Calum McFarlane. We do have a few players yet who have played the wide attacking positions at times, including of course Cole Palmer (right) and Enzo Fernández […]

Liverpool vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch

In a more hopeful moment, I may be reminded of the tail end of the 2013-14 season. We had just thrown away our chance at the title and were dealing with various injuries and suspensions, so we went to Anfield purely with the intent to ruin Liverpool’s hopes and dreams as well. José Mourinho Mk.II […]

How should Chelsea line up against Liverpool amid fresh injury crisis?

Chelsea are facing a bit of an injury crisis ahead of this weekend’s trip to Anfield, with both Robert Sánchez and Jesse Derry ruled out after suffering head injuries in Monday’s 3-1 defeat against Nottingham Forest. Teenager Derry was starting because Pedro Neto and Alejandro Garnacho were dealing with knocks, and apparently they won’t be […]

Chelsea set €30m asking price as Wesley Fofana ‘offered’ to Barcelona — reports

Back in 2022, in the heady, naive early days of Todd “Great Meals” Boehly’s ad-hoc sporting directorship, Chelsea made Wesley Fofana one of the most expensive center back transfers of all time (only Harry Maguire and Virgil van Dijk had cost more at the time; Joško Gvardiol then set the current record a year later). […]

Chelsea 1-3 Nottingham Forest, Player Ratings: Recount

As I was entering the ratings from this game into my trusty old Player Ratings spreadsheet, I noticed a pretty big error. I had not been including all the individual player ratings for the overall averages! The bottom five lines had gotten cut off at some point — as it turns out not only this […]

Jesse Derry hopes to be back playing ‘very soon’

It was a “dream come true” for young Jesse Derry to make his full senior professional debut last night as Chelsea took on Nottingham Forest at Stamford Bridge. The 18-year-old had been starring all season for our under-21 team, and he was getting his right reward to play from the start, with Pedro Neto, Alejandro […]

João Pedro calls on Chelsea teammates to start taking responsibility

It was João Pedro’s turn to apologize to the fans after yet another horrendous result, our sixth league defeat in a row. At least we did finally score a goal, thanks to JP’s spectacular bicycle kick in stoppage time to provide (scant) consolation in our 3-1 defeat. The wait was almost worth it for our […]

Chelsea 1-3 Nottingham Forest, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings

Chelsea barely had a touch of the ball before Nottingham Forest had the ball in the back of the net. An excellent cross from the right flank found the head of Taiwo Awoniyi at the far post, and he made no mistake. The Blues set about overcoming that early setback, but we were not having […]

Chelsea vs. Nottingham Forest, Premier League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch

Welcome to the final month of the season, which we begin with a home game against Nottingham Forest. Nothing but a win will do if we want to keep pace in the race for sixth, and avoid another unsightly midtable finish. Interim head coach Calum McFarlane got his first win last weekend, and he’s kept […]

Chelsea vs. Nottingham Forest, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch

It’s been a couple weeks since Chelsea last played in the league, and in that time, we’ve fallen from an already disappointing position to an entirely unsightly one. Of course, it’s a bit of a bunfight in the middle of the table: four points separated positions six through twelve at the start of the weekend. […]

Leicester City WFC 1-3 Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction

It didn’t take long for Chelsea Women to start dominating Leicester City at their home turf. This is after all a team that recorded only nine points in 20 Women’s Super League matches before today, and the way in which we took over the pitch showed why. They did try to put up some resistance […]

Leicester City WFC vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch

In the second-to-last match of the Women’s Super League season, Chelsea Women face an already relegated Leicester City team that have been in a crisis quite similar to their men’s counterpart, who have also just been relegated. A match of parallels, more or less. Leicester starting eleven:Keane | Kees, Tierney (c), Van Egmond, Jansson, Ale, […]

How should Chelsea line up against Nottingham Forest to stay in top-six race?

We have to wait all the way until Monday afternoon to see Chelsea in action this weekend, by which time most of our closest rivals for the top-six will have played. In fact, we will be entering the match in ninth position. Three points will be needed to keep pace in the race for sixth […]