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Crystal Palace FCW vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Another weekend, another London derby for Chelsea Women. This time we’re heading to Sutton to face newly-promoted Crystal Palace, hoping to extend our five-match winning streak in the Women’s Super League. Date / Time: Sunday, October 25, 2026, 12:00 GMT; 8:00 am EDTVenue: Gander Green Lane, Sutton, UKForecast: Sunny and a fresh breezeReferee: Alice Parker […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday funday
Sunday fundayBetter than a mondayCan only do it one wayThat is the drunk way. Talk amongst yourselves.
Chelsea 0-2 Spurs, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
Chelsea made a decent start to the game, and forced Spurs into several mistakes with some effective high pressing amid the non-ideal conditions of an absolute downpour. Unfortunately, we were not able to make that early pressure count. A fantastic Cole Palmer ball across the six-yard box was especially begging for a striker’s touch: alas, […]
Chelsea vs. Tottenham Hotspur, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread
It’s been an exciting day in the Premier League already, but hopefully we’ve saved the best for last. It’s Chelsea versus Spurs at the Bridge; let’s get ready for Battle! Xabi Alonso seems to have found a solid lineup over the past few weeks, and he’d surely be sticking with that today as well…but it […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Chances Most Hmm
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Spurs: Never change a winning lineup
Xabi Alonso made just one change last weekend from the prior game, and that one change was enforced by injury. Pep Chavarría was not able to go, so Jorrel Hato had to step in. That decision paid off, both in terms of Hato contributing with an assist and in terms of Chelsea winning back-to-back matches: […]
Chelsea vs. Tottenham Hotspur, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch
In the long and quite one-sided history of this fixture, Chelsea have a chance to do something this weekend that we’ve never done before: beat Spurs for the seventh consecutive match. (We did lose to Spurs in preseason, in Australia, but that hardly counts.) We’ve won every competitive game since “handshake-gate” between Thomas Tuchel and […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
Involved Most Huh
‘Stars in their eyes’: AFC Bournemouth still trying to convince Alex Scott to stay
Chelsea were linked with AFC Bournemouth midfielder Alex Scott throughout the summer transfer window — especially late on — and those links have only gotten stronger since then. In fact, it seems almost a foregone conclusion that Chelsea will at least make a strong attempt to sign the 23-year-old midfielder from AFC Bournemouth, and will […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Winless Hmm Second
How should Chelsea line up against Spurs?
It’s a big one this weekend, as Tottenham Hotspur come over for the latest bit of Battling at the Bridge. Spurs finally got their first win of the season on Monday, and they’ll surely will want the DVD-production line going with an even rarer win against Chelsea. And that makes it even more imperative that […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Youngest Most Wow
Mike Penders becomes Chelsea’s youngest ever Premier League goalkeeper; now set to beat Petr Čech’s record
It probably didn’t happen exactly how he might have imagined it, but young Mike Penders made his Premier League debut over the weekend when he replaced the stricken Emiliano Martínez in the second half of Chelsea’s game against Everton at Hill Dickinson Stadium. The veteran goalkeeper, two-time recipient of the Yashin Trophy, suffered a fractured […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
First Hmm Rumour
Everton 0-2 Chelsea, Player Ratings: Now that he’s a wing-back, lads
1. PEDRO NETO (8.8) A few weeks ago, during Sky’s post-match show after Chelsea’s 6-3 win over Leeds United in the League Cup, Pedro Neto was asked by former teammate Conor Coady about when he started to care about conceding goals. In return, Neto quipped, “Now that I’m a wing-back, lad!” Thankfully, Neto hasn’t stopped […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Biggest Hmm Crazy
Chelsea FCW 6-2 Tottenham Hotspur FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction
A rather bright day graced the fans at Stamford Bridge for a London derby between Chelsea Women and Tottenham in the Women’s Super League. The Spurs had done very well in the league up until facing London City Lionesses, with the up-and-coming team brushing them aside with a 6-1 scoreline at Brisbane Road. Chelsea haven’t […]
Chelsea FCW vs. Tottenham Hotspur FCW, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
If Chelsea Women are to fight for the league title this season, they need to keep up with a very competent Manchester City team more than keen on retaining the trophy for a second consecutive season. They have been perfect in the Women’s Super League so far while the Blues already slipped twice. Beyond this […]
Chelsea FCW vs. Tottenham Hotspur FCW, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
The international break is over, and Chelsea Women are back in action with a London derby against Tottenham at Stamford Bridge. We enter this weekend unbeaten in the Women’s Super League, but still two points behind Manchester City and their perfect start to the season. Beating Spurs is the least we can do to keep […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
Oof Most Hmm
Emiliano Martínez set to miss 6-7 weeks after surgery on fractured jaw — report
Emiliano Martínez suffered a fractured jaw in the win against Everton yesterday, with the goalkeeper rushed to hospital after receiving nearly ten minutes of treatment on the pitch following a … “collison”, if we want to be generous … with Everton defender Jarrad Branthwaite in the second half. Branthwaite himself somehow would be allowed to […]
Everton 0-2 Chelsea, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
It didn’t take long for the game to settle into its expected state, Chelsea having all of the ball but Everton leaving no spaces to play in the final third. There was good intensity from the visiting Blues, but little in the way of actual threat. The home Blues weren’t offering any of that either, […]
Everton vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
It’s bright and it’s early and it’s a Saturday. And it’s Chelsea. And it’s Everton. And it’s Merseyside. And it’s live! The Premier League weekend begins with a top-six clash of fifth versus sixth, as the league’s meanest defense go up against the league’s second best attack (and one of the league’s worst attacks go […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Hmm Highest Misses
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Everton: Never change a winning lineup
It’s the age-old question. Do you change a winning lineup? Do you play to your strengths as you perceive them, or do you try to anticipate and react to the opponents’ perceived strengths? The answers to those two questions rarely align exactly. As far as the WAGNH Community’s concerned, the correct answer is to stay […]
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