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LIVERPOOL VS. SUNDERLAND | Wednesday, December 3rd |Premier League | Anfield 8:15PM BST/3:15PM EST Liverpool get the L back at the end of their name after not getting yet another L on Sunday. But I have the right to remove it again if we get another shit performance from the lads in Red. Anyway, it’s […]
3 months ago | 4 reads
Liverpool managed to just maybe start to dig their way out of the hole inconsistency and poor results has put them in this season with Sunday’s 2-0 victory over a struggling West Ham, but captain Virgil van Dijk knows that won’t matter much in isolation. One good result doesn’t salvage a season that has seen […]
3 months ago | 5 reads
The last time Liverpool’s form ticked up in the midst of their October and December struggles, with back to back wins over Real Madrid in Europe and Aston Villa in the Premier League, there was an immediate embrace of the feeling that the Reds had found their feet. That was the message promoted by the […]
3 months ago | 1 read
According to Sky Sports reporter Lyall Thomas, Tottenham Hotspur is joining the race for Bournemouth’s 25-year-old Antoine Semenyo. This comes after reporting over the past week that Liverpool FC had opened early talks with the player, and Manchester City is considering activating the rumoured £65 million release clause. Honestly, I’m not even sure why Tottenham […]
3 months ago | 8 reads
LIVERPOOL VS. SUNDERLAND | Wednesday, December 3rd |Premier League | Anfield8:15PM BST/3:15PM EST Sunderland come into this match in an extremely strong position, and, per manager Régis Le Bris’ press conference, will relish the opportunity to play at Anfield, as venues like Anfield are the “privilege” they earned through their long-fought push for promotion. Sunderland […]
3 months ago | 3 reads
While the goals and assists haven’t yet come as many would have hoped when Liverpool signed Florian Wirtz from Bayer Leverkusen in a blockbuster £100M+ deal over the summer, the 22-year-old German attacker has regularly stood out as a creative spark when given the chance. He’s especially stood out for the right reasons in the […]
3 months ago | 5 reads
Despite previous reports Egypt were pushing for and confident in getting Liverpool winger Mohamed Salah into the mix early for their pre-Africa Cup of Nations warm-up against Nigeria on December 14th, Liverpool manager Arne Slot today has confirmed he will not be released for national team duty until the following day. That will ensure Salah […]
3 months ago | 1 read
The Liverpool captain has come home early from international duty with a calf injury, missing Tuesday’s friendly against Ghana. She was an unused substitute when the Lionesses dismantled China 8-0 on Saturday, though it is unclear whether an underlying injury limited her availability or was picked up subsequently in training. Though the England statement characterized […]
3 months ago | 4 reads
Mia Enderby and Faye Kirby both featured for the England U23s in their hard-fought 4-2 loss to the United states, with Kirby playing the full match in the net. Enderby played 78 minutes in a match England could have won had the Young Lionesses been more clinical in front of goal. England had to come […]
3 months ago | 2 reads
After three losses on the bounce, Liverpool finally got a mood boosting win on Sunday, dispatching struggling West Ham 2-0 on the road. After their struggles this season, though, nobody’s reading too much into it. A win is a win, and that’s a heck of a lot better than another defeat, but if it’s a […]
3 months ago | 0 reads
Liverpool’s season hasn’t gone to plan, the defending champions following up a summer that saw the Reds consensus winners of the transfer window by slumping to 12th place after 12 matchweeks. After three defeats on the bounce, though, manager Arne Slot’s side finally got on the right side of a result Sunday. “Relief, although I […]
3 months ago | 1 read
You can talk about how poor and even disinterested West Ham looked for long stretches of Sunday’s match. Or you can talk about the times Liverpool still looked vulnerable defensively against the counter in the first half. Or point out that one win doesn’t mean the ills of the past two months have suddenly been […]
3 months ago | 4 reads
Liverpool were finally able to break the surface and come up for air with a much needed victory at West Ham on Sunday. Not only did they secure all three points, struggling striker Alexander Isak finally opened his Liverpool account by scoring at the hour mark to put the Reds officially in the lead. “I’m […]
3 months ago | 4 reads
For the first time in 53 Premier League matches, Mohamed Salah was not named to the starting lineup as Liverpool took on West Ham. Salah was left on the bench after the continued struggles that saw the Reds lose their last three matches by a combined score of 10-1. After the match, head coach Arne […]
3 months ago | 5 reads
It wasn’t the prettiest of performances, but no one will really care about that now after Liverpool broke a 3 match skid that saw them concede 10 goals. While still not firing on all cylinders, the Reds were the better squad on the balance and a win is a deserved result. Arne Slot’s side kept […]
3 months ago | 1 read
WEST HAM 0 – 2 LIVERPOOL Liverpool: Isak 60’, Gakpo 90+2’ Pre-Match Morale has been at an all time low – not just at TLO Towers but amongst a large swathe of LFC fans. We’ve lost 9 of our last 12 matches, and could very well make it 10 today. Liverpool have traveled to the […]
3 months ago | 2 reads
Liverpool are in a load off trouble and, at the moment, it doesn’t look like Arne Slot – or, anyone, really – has any real sense of how to fix things. Yes, we all wish the players would all just do the thing better, whatever that thing at the moment they’re doing terribly might be. […]
3 months ago | 6 reads
In a few short hours, Liverpool will face West Ham United in the Premier League, hoping to end a historically awful run of results that has lead to countless pieces over the past couple of weeks. Liverpool failing to find a way to win at home against Nottingham Forest and against PSV this past week […]
3 months ago | 4 reads
WET HAMS VS. LIVERPOO | Sunday, November 30th |Premier League | London Stadium2:05PMBST/9:05AM EST Hey, remember when Liverpool matches would be the highlight of your week? Remember how we were the best team in the world this time last year? Might just watch highlights from last season instead of this shitshow, tbh. PREVIEW & HOW […]
3 months ago | 9 reads
WEST HAM UNITED VS. LIVERPOOL | Sunday, November 30th |Premier League | London Stadium2:05PM BST/9:05AM EST Heaven help me. Well. Here we are. Another Liverpool football game. This one is against West Ham United. I’m not sure what you want me to say here. Please win? Please don’t look like you’ve looked lately? Please may […]
3 months ago | 4 reads
So, for the second consecutive year, a defender who is soon out of contract has been heavily linked to Real Madrid. But unlike last year, said defender has a) been stinking out the gaff, and b) Real Madrid have said they don’t want him anyway (in no small part due to the aforementioned stinking out […]
3 months ago | 2 reads
Liverpool’s joyous celebrations during the parade for winning the club’s 20th top flight title were marred when a man drove his car into the crowds. Over 130 people were treated for injuries caused by the driver, with quite a few of the injuries sustained being classified as severe. Thankfully there were no fatalities, in no […]
3 months ago | 3 reads
Arne Slot was able to provide some good news in his surprise Thursday press conference ahead of the next Premier League outing on Sunday. Alisson should return in goal on Sunday, as he missed the PSV game due to illness. Florian Wirtz will have completed his rehab Friday and will likely be back in team […]
3 months ago | 1 read
Liverpool have endured a terrible run of form and luck over the past couple of months that have seen their results fall off a cliff. The Reds have lost 9 of their last 12 matches across all competitions, and have been outscored 10-1 over the last 3. Liverpool now sit 12th in the Premier League […]
3 months ago | 2 reads
It’s been a very, very bad season for Liverpool Football Club on the pitch, and perhaps no individual player has seen his reputation suffer during that run than centre half Ibrahima Konaté. The French international was regularly talked about as one of the best centre halves in England and Europe as recently as last season, […]
3 months ago | 3 reads