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Nothing says Christmas like bashing zombies with a baseball bat! (They’re not very scary zombies, but I wouldn’t show this to anyone under 15 or so.) Here’s the link, and click your clicks at 7:30! Anna’s just a regular high school senior, with regular high school senior concerns. Go straight to college, or take a […]
29 days ago | 0 reads
Every year, a big movie premieres in theaters on Christmas Day. Usually one that the whole family can enjoy to escape the in-laws for a few hours. This year, that flick is Song Sung Blue. Hugh Jackman in a musical biopic about one of the greatest pop singers of all time? Count me in! How […]
30 days ago | 1 read
Coming into the offseason, the Twins had three major needs to fill. First base has been, at least temporarily, filled after Josh Bell agreed to take his talents to the Twin Cities. They started to shore up the bullpen by acquiring Eric Orze from the Rays last month, but could still use 2-3 reliable arms […]
about 1 month ago | 3 reads
As filed to the Minnesota State Patrol, new Twins executive chairman Tom Pohlad reported a break-in early Christmas Eve morning. Although there were no signs of forced entry, Tom said that the burglars appeared in quick succession in the middle of the night, each waking him up with “rantings about the soul of the Twins” […]
about 1 month ago | 5 reads
Results A three-way deadlock was the result of last week’s poll, so yours truly gets tie-breaker rights: I have to go with the last-day 2006 AL Central title and celebration at the Metrodome. On August 7, the Twins were 10.5 GB the Detroit Tigers. Until the season’s final day, they had not spent any time […]
about 1 month ago | 4 reads
The Pohlads announced the addition of three minority partners to the Twins, a long with a change at the top of the team, replacing Joe Pohlad with his older brother, Tom Pohlad. The Past Week on Twinkie Town: Elsewhere in Twins Territory: In the World of Baseball:
about 1 month ago | 1 read
Christmas is a-comin’, and the goose is getting fat. So, too, are the wallets of those lucky few who signed contracts with Central division teams this week. And as an early Christmas present to me, we actually got ourselves some headlines this weekend!
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Henry Fonda leads an all-star cast; they’re the jury of a murder trial. Here’s your Internet Archive link! No commercials, and excellent print quality! Click your clicks at 7:30! This is from a live TV play by Reginald Rose, first broadcast on September 20, 1954, as part of the Studio One anthology series. Live anthology […]
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A few weeks ago, we examined the high expectations heading into the 2016 Minnesota Twins season. In fact, excitement was at such a premium that a new season ticket holder entered the fold! For most of my life, I lived a considerable drive—3+ hours—from the Metrodome. As such, my live game attendance was perhaps 5-8 […]
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Amidst the news of the Twins’ restructured ownership group, Twinkie Town has confirmed that Santa Claus has been named a limited partner in the team. “Mr. Claus is a well-known name and has been running his toymaking business for millennia,” new executive chairman Tom Pohlad said. “When we announced stakes were for sale, he reached […]
about 1 month ago | 5 reads
Results When Harmon Killebrew slammed his 500th home run on August 10, 1971, he became just the tenth member of that ultra-exclusive clubbing cohort. Ultimately reaching 573 career dingers, Killebrew was fifth on the all-time homer list when he put his powerful swing out to pasture in 1975. The Killer never had a record-setting HR […]
about 1 month ago | 3 reads
Time to get the bell-related puns out of the way, as the Twins made their first major-league move of the offseason by signing Josh Bell. Other than that, the winter meetings went by without too much fanfare, with the Twins making a selection in the Rule 5 draft, only to promptly trade that pick away. […]
about 1 month ago | 3 reads
According to Jeff Passan of ESPN, The Twins have agreed to a deal with first baseman Josh Bell for one year with a mutual option for 2027. Due to mutual options never getting picked up, it’s a de facto single season contract with a buyout allowing the Twins to spread the money over two seasons. […]
about 1 month ago | 5 reads
The Winter Meetings didn’t bring much in the way of American League Central news — at least not much outside of the realm of speculation and fantasy. For fans of branching realities, it was a great week. For fans of canon events, it left a little to be desired. But fret not! Even a slow […]
about 1 month ago | 1 read
Tonight’s movie is on Pluto! Here’s your link. A long-suffering Senators fan makes a deal with the devil to help the team… but, as we know, those deals with the devil tend to backfire on ya. (He doesn’t tend to be a scrupulously honest negotiator.) This musical is drawn from a book, The Year the […]
about 1 month ago | 0 reads
For the past couple of seasons, Major League Baseball has dipped its toes into streaming entertainment platforms. Apple TV Friday night games were the most substantial non-traditional TV presence (and will continue), with smatterings of the odd Peacock or Roku games here and there. In 2026, MLB is going to Greg Louganis into the deep […]
about 1 month ago | 2 reads
For the second consecutive year, the Twins have made a pick in the Rule 5 draft. Like last year’s choice, the player selected will not make Minnesota’s roster. While the team dipped into the pitching pool last year with reliever Eiberson Castellano, they took a position player this season, selecting catcher Daniel Susac from the […]
about 2 months ago | 5 reads
We are in the middle of Winter Meetings now, with plenty of rumors abounding of potential player movement and free-agent signings. Not much has changed for the Twins in terms of their personnel so far, but we’ll see as the offseason continues if the team will actually do anything to improve their roster in a […]
about 2 months ago | 4 reads
After blowing up the bullpen and leaning into an all-out tank to end the 2025 season, the Minnesota Twins will select third in the 2026 MLB Draft. The Twins finished with the fourth-worst record in baseball but had the second-best odds of landing the top pick in the draft thanks to the Colorado Rockies and […]
about 2 months ago | 4 reads
Results The last few years, Shohei Ohtani has simultaneously thrilled MLB fans with arm and bat. Well, Jim “Mudcat” Grant was perhaps the O.G. of dual-threat theatrics in the 1965 World Series! With the Twins needing a victory to stay alive, the Mudcat twirled a 1-run complete game AND homered in the sixth inning to […]
about 2 months ago | 4 reads
Welcome to Orlando, FL where MLB executives, media, and players alike all gather for the most transaction-filled portion of the offseason. There’s a trio of Twins in the middle of the juiciest offseason trade rumors and they finally have their additional partners approved and POBO Derek Falvey reportedly has some “mild payroll flexibility” to work […]
about 2 months ago | 6 reads
Hey, last week we had Thelma, this week we have Louise? Or is it the other way around? I’m not sure… But I know this is on Pluto! Here’s the Pluto link. Based (sort of) on the true story of the Rockford Peaches, part of a women’s league that played during WWII when many of […]
about 2 months ago | 2 reads
During the 2015 season, the Minnesota Twins underwent a youth movement. Exciting prospects such as Miguel Sano, Byron Buxton, & Eddie Rosario all received big league call-ups and—combined with a now-established Brian Dozier superstardom—helped the ’15 squad compete for the postseason right down to the wire. With the next wave of success seemingly positioned to […]
about 2 months ago | 4 reads
In this season of giving, Kiley McDaniel and Jeff Passan have given baseball fans a ranked list of trade candidates, in turn relaying that Krampus Pohlad has taken Twins fans’ morale and given them absolutely nothing in return. Their ranking, ordered by “value for their new team if being traded,” lists Byron Buxton (#5), Joe […]
about 2 months ago | 4 reads
Results I will never forget the emotions I experienced surrounding the wild Game 163 to end the 2009 season. First, there were the four must-win victories just to get the team to a one-game playoff. Then, there was a “I can’t believe this is happening again” sort of mentality. Combined with being the last days […]
about 2 months ago | 6 reads