The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party is in the rear view but some of the most consequential football of the Bulldogs’ season remains to be played. Let’s catch up on the news that’s making news in Bulldog Nation so you can get on with getting ready for the road ahead. The Red and Black open […]
Some number of months ago, Podunk’s youngest (Podunkpup) warned me that he would be in Georgia to help his (step)sister celebrate her nuptials. At the time, I asked if he would be able to stay for the WLOCP, and then he said he would not, as his employer would require his presence back in Oklahoma […]
If you’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it a thousand times. A college football coach stands lonely on the sideline, deep in his thoughts. There’s no way he’s leading his team back from this one. He knows it. The players know it. The guy five Miller Lites in up in the nosebleeds knows it. And […]
You don’t claw your way out of Duval County with your fifth straight win in the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party without putting together a total team effort. But even then some players are bound to distinguish themselves over and above their teammates, refusing to lose to a pack of jort wearing New Jerseyans. Those […]
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. This afternoon the Georgia Bulldogs sashayed into EverBank Field in Jacksonville as a solid favorite against a flailing Florida team. They proceeded to come within a whisper of losing to that flailing Florida team over and over again. Georgia had more penalties than the Gators and for more […]
Raise your hand if you knew this one was going to be a battle. The Florida Gators are playing hard for interim coach Billy Gonzalez, they’ve gotten the benefit of a couple of interesting calls, and the Bulldog secondary chipped in with a couple of blown coverages. A sloppy, slightly chippy thirty minutes of football […]
Many of us have lamented the Bulldogs’ slow first half starts this season. If ever there were a team against whom the Dawgs should come out firing it would be this Gator team. And, I hope this doesn’t sound too Munsonian, they really need to come out hot. This Florida team has some great athletes. […]
It’s game day, Dawgs! Your Georgia Bulldogs will shortly take on the Florida Gators in the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, gracing the turf at EverBank Field for the last time until 2028. In short, we need to make this one count. To beat the Gators so badly the construction crews are finding shreds of […]
Good Friday afternoon, Dawg fans!! Another glorious weekend of college football is just around the corner as we head into the final stretch of the season. The Georgia Bulldogs are coming off a much-needed bye week after their thrilling 43–35 win over the Ole Miss Rebels. The Dawgs are now making their way down to […]
The days get shorter and the weather gets colder, and pumpkins adorn the stoops of houses. A familiar dread creeps into the heart as I anxiously await the return of a horrific menace. But I’m not worried about zombies, witches, or any other fictional beasties. It’s a very real horror that quickens my pulse and […]
If your Georgia Bulldogs are returning to action looking to shake off the bye week rust against a bitter historic rival with nothing to lose under an interim coach you could probably use a drink. I can help you with that. The Florida game is a very special one for me as a Bulldog fan. […]
I’m not one to keep up with the new generation’s slang, but I feel like this title wrote itself. The MVP of the NFL Dawgs this week was without question former running back James Cook. Cook had a monster game in which he ran for 218 yards and two touchdowns in a 40-9 blowout victory […]
Here’s why I’m NOT worried about Saturday afternoon when the red and black meet the ugly orange with a wildly mismatched blue: 1. Florida really doesn’t have a rushing game; they’ve only had 3 running plays greater than 20 yards all season (and none greater than 30). This adds up to only 4 yards a […]
There’s a new Sheriff in Gainesville, FL, and he goes by the name of Who Cares Because He Probably Won’t Be There Very Long. The true impact that the Billy Napier firing has on Georgia football remains to be seen. But what we do know is that this means Kirby Smart has a chance to […]
There are currently twelve (12!) FBS College Football programs without a permanent head coach before November. Big buyout numbers getting tossed around like actual dollars always makes me think about how I’m not coaching LSU for free like a chump. With seats heating up every day, there may be more firings before anyone finds “their […]
It’s Cocktail Party week. And yes, it is will always be the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party; the only other acceptable name is the Georgia-Florida Game. As we prepare to watch on tv, head to Jacksonville, visit the great drinking hole that is Brogen’s, prepare for the debaucherous St. Simons tradition of Frat Beach, or […]
Slogans and catch phrases have a shelf life of their own, even for programs like Georgia. Attack The Day, Keep Chopping Wood…you still hear those mentioned, but not as much as they were during their apex of use. These days, there’s another one of emphasis: “do simple better.” That timing fits now for a defensive […]
It’s once again time for the SEC in a Sentence, in which I take stock of each SEC football team’s current position in the league firmament. We’ve reached the point in the season in which teams have played enough football to establish something akin to an identity. Some of them are even pressing those identities […]
Welcome to Hate Week Tuesday, Bulldog fans and gator haters! Even if you don’t bleed red & black, you’re welcome if you’re here just to pile on the Sunshine State Saurians. We don’t discriminate when it comes to mocking the shark desiring, blue polo wearing, non-ironic mullet brandishing, Kerwin Bell spiking, Ron Zooking booger eaters. […]
I sincerely hope that you are spending the entirety of your day thinking of new and exciting ways to hate the Florida Gators. You could certainly do so on a boat, with a goat, in a house, with a mouse, in a box, with a fox, on your belly, or with Brian Kelly. Actually that […]
We’ve got spirit, yes we do. And we hate the Gators, how about you? Here’s hoping you enjoyed a restful bye week and are ready to dive back into the maelstrom of college football with this, the hatingest week of the year for many in Bulldog Nation. I understand that ‘Dawg fans who grew up […]
AP Poll Rankings Georgia Update Georgia remained at #5 after their bye week. The Dawgs now prepare for the Cocktail Party. Top 25 Matchups #9 Vanderbilt at #20 Texas #18 Oklahoma at #14 Tennessee #17 Cincinnati at #24 Utah Upset Special #9 Vanderbilt (+3.5) at #20 Texas #15 Virginia at Cal (+3.5) I’m taking two […]
You know the scene. A coach stands there in the sideline, the game is already well in hand. Unfortunately, it’s not this guy’s hand. He’s losing this one, and there’s nothing he can do about it. “Phil Fulmer’s special elastic buffet pants!” you exclaim, “what must that poor guy be thinking?“ As usual, I have […]
Get up, Dawgs! It’s game day….for other people. There are a few things I enjoy more than cheering on the Georgia Bulldogs. But one thing that’s right up there on the list is a crisp fall Saturday in which I can watch other college football teams free from the creeping dread, and outright rage engendered […]
Just over halfway through the 2025 football season, we’re seeing one of the weirdest, wildest seasons since the fabled days of 2007. Florida State beat Alabama in week one before then imploding like rebar-less concrete. Vanderbilt is ranked in the top 10 with a possible Heisman candidate at quarterback. Indiana is the second-ranked team in […]