Georgia Bulldogs. 2012 SEC East and state champions.
You know the scene. A coach stands there in the sideline, the game is already well in hand. Unfortunately, it’s not this guy’s hand. He’s losing this one, and there’s nothing he can do about it. “Phil Fulmer’s special elastic buffet pants!” you exclaim, “what must that poor guy be thinking?“ As usual, I have […]
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Get up, Dawgs! It’s game day….for other people. There are a few things I enjoy more than cheering on the Georgia Bulldogs. But one thing that’s right up there on the list is a crisp fall Saturday in which I can watch other college football teams free from the creeping dread, and outright rage engendered […]
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Just over halfway through the 2025 football season, we’re seeing one of the weirdest, wildest seasons since the fabled days of 2007. Florida State beat Alabama in week one before then imploding like rebar-less concrete. Vanderbilt is ranked in the top 10 with a possible Heisman candidate at quarterback. Indiana is the second-ranked team in […]
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Have you made it to the eighth week of the college football season with your Georgia Bulldogs still ranked in the top five and still in the thick of the College Football Playoff race? You deserve a celebratory drink. I can help you with that. Yup, just like we drew it up. It’s a cliche […]
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Following the thrilling victory over Ole Miss on Saturday, Georgia quarterback Gunner Stockton was the talk of the college football world after his impressive showing. The Tiger king (can we make that his new nickname?) accounted for five touchdowns on the day, four being through the air and one on the ground. This performance was […]
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The second and last off week for Georgia football means the only opponents to worry about are undeveloped frontal lobes with disposable income, and of course the ACCPD traffic enforcement. In lieu of those sources of ruination, let’s instead turn our focus on what worries us about the state of the 2025 Bulldogs. There are […]
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Anyone who knows me knows that I love Fall. The cooler temperatures and changing colors evoke a certain sense of possibility, a natural level of hope that is hard to replicate. This change of season also brings back a set of activities that was missing from the hot summer months. One of my favorite things […]
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Another week, another Georgia thriller. As we all catch our breath during the bye week, let’s take a look around the league. Napier Fired Florida head coach Billy Napier was fired on Sunday, ending his term as the Gators head coach. Florida apparently made contact with Notre Dame head coach about the vacancy but were […]
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Is it too early to think about plans around December, and to consider the ‘what ifs’ of having to alter holiday gatherings if Georgia is playing in the opening round of the CFP? Yes. But are we going to look ahead anyway? Also yes. There are many ways to look at projections this early. One […]
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Yara and Nathan are back for another soul-affirming episode of Chapel Bell Curve, reviewing Georgia’s 43-35 victory over the Fightin’ Lane Kiffins. Highlights of this episode include: As always we ask that you like, rate, subscribe, and patreonize the show wherever you find podcasts. Until later… Go ‘Dawgs!!!
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Over the course of a series of fall Saturdays every year Sanford Stadium plays host to 93,033 rabid football fans. The city of Athens itself plays host to thousands more, drawn to the attractions and atmosphere of one of America’s premier college towns. But every visitor to the Classic City had to make a first […]
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Welcome to Tuesday, Bulldog fans! Did you go to your State Fair recently? If so, you probably had a smoother ride from an Axe Body Spray ridden carnival operator than what Glenn Schumann gave those of us watching the Ole Miss game endured. Your cardiovascular system and/or liver hopefully survived with no permanent damage, and […]
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You’re probably very busy catching up on chores and professional duties you let slide while obsessing over the Georgia Bulldogs over these last few weeks. Or maybe you’re signing up for a Human Resources account on the University System of Florida website so you can be the next Billy Napier (himself the next Dan Mullen, […]
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No Bulldog game? No problem! There’s still plenty of news to catch up on this Monday morning. Among the biggest news of the day is the series of Bloody Sunday firings, including Billy Napier’s ouster in Gainesville. It feels like letting Napier go after the Gators’ 23-21 win over Mississippi State was a move calculated […]
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AP Poll Rankings Georgia Update Another Saturday, another wild Georgia game. The Dawgs’ offense shined en route to a 43-35 victory over previously #5 Ole Miss in a game that reminded me of the Georgia’s 44-41 win over LSU in 2013. The win saw UGA move up to #5 in the AP Poll ahead of […]
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There’s a big missed opportunity for The University of Georgia in not attracting a corporate sponsor that involves selling blood pressure medications, because the amount being sought after the last two Saturdays likely peaked, as Georgia won another stress-inducer, this time 43-35 over Ole Miss. At this point, some health care system in this great […]
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“I SAID IT’S GREAT (bum bum) TO BE (bum bum) A GEORGIA BULLDOG! (repeat x ∞)” ~ Podunkdawg If you’re not hearing that in Podunk’s voice, then in all likelihood, you never met her. After a game like yesterday’s, it’s all I hear. She was ALWAYS a Dawg, but she was loud and proud after […]
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It’s a tale as old as time. The clock is winding down, the opposing quarterback is kneeling it out, and the chance for a statement win has slipped away once again. A coach who just moments earlier seemed set to stake his claim to victory now finds himself moments away from having to explain away […]
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You don’t battle back to take down a top five ranked opponent without a total team effort. But even then some players are bound to distinguish themselves. Those bold Bulldogs are your MVDs, the Most Valuable ‘Dawgs from Georgia’s 43-35 win over the Ole Miss Rebels. Offense: Lawson Luckie and Gunner Stockton. If you had […]
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Second-half team? Try fourth-quarter team. Offense was hardly the issue for Georgia on Saturday against Ole Miss, as the Bulldogs had no issue moving the ball to the tune of 510 offensive yards. But thanks to a lack of complementary football, Georgia needed yet another late defensive stand to pull through. In fashion typical to […]
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There are a handful of games every season that seem to define who you are as a team. This sort of feels like one of those. Can the Dawgs shake off a late night in Auburn and play their best football before they absolutely have to? Before it’s too late to matter? Let’s hope so. […]
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Get up, ‘Dawgs! It’s game day! As usual, we start off with your official hype video. It’s time to cut loose. Elsewhere Dawgs247’s Jordan Hill has a rundown of national football writers’ picks for the game. Spoiler alert: a solid majority are picking the Red and Black, which on the one hand always makes me […]
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Good Friday afternoon, Dawg fans!! We’ve almost made it to another jam-packed weekend of college football, with great games all over tomorrow’s slate. The ninth-ranked Georgia Bulldogs face one of their biggest tests of the season tomorrow afternoon against the fifth-ranked Ole Miss Rebels, who remain unbeaten this year. The Dawgs are coming off a […]
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As a Georgia fan, the mention of Verron Haynes is likely to first bring up the legendary P-44 Haynes play call. And why shouldn’t it? It was a defining early win for head coach Mark Richt at Georgia, and it turned the tide of the Tennessee rivalry. But as glorious as that moment was, not […]
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Are your Georgia Bulldogs hosting a top five opponent with a prolific offense and looking not to get blown out of their own building in the first quarter? Then you could probably use a drink. I can help you with that. Georgia’s struggles in the early going followed by heroic second half comebacks have been […]
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