Georgia Bulldogs. 2012 SEC East and state champions.
It’s game day, Dawgs! Your Georgia Bulldogs will shortly take on the Florida Gators in the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, gracing the turf at EverBank Field for the last time until 2028. In short, we need to make this one count. To beat the Gators so badly the construction crews are finding shreds of […]
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Good Friday afternoon, Dawg fans!! Another glorious weekend of college football is just around the corner as we head into the final stretch of the season. The Georgia Bulldogs are coming off a much-needed bye week after their thrilling 43–35 win over the Ole Miss Rebels. The Dawgs are now making their way down to […]
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The days get shorter and the weather gets colder, and pumpkins adorn the stoops of houses. A familiar dread creeps into the heart as I anxiously await the return of a horrific menace. But I’m not worried about zombies, witches, or any other fictional beasties. It’s a very real horror that quickens my pulse and […]
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If your Georgia Bulldogs are returning to action looking to shake off the bye week rust against a bitter historic rival with nothing to lose under an interim coach you could probably use a drink. I can help you with that. The Florida game is a very special one for me as a Bulldog fan. […]
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I’m not one to keep up with the new generation’s slang, but I feel like this title wrote itself. The MVP of the NFL Dawgs this week was without question former running back James Cook. Cook had a monster game in which he ran for 218 yards and two touchdowns in a 40-9 blowout victory […]
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Here’s why I’m NOT worried about Saturday afternoon when the red and black meet the ugly orange with a wildly mismatched blue: 1. Florida really doesn’t have a rushing game; they’ve only had 3 running plays greater than 20 yards all season (and none greater than 30). This adds up to only 4 yards a […]
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There’s a new Sheriff in Gainesville, FL, and he goes by the name of Who Cares Because He Probably Won’t Be There Very Long. The true impact that the Billy Napier firing has on Georgia football remains to be seen. But what we do know is that this means Kirby Smart has a chance to […]
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There are currently twelve (12!) FBS College Football programs without a permanent head coach before November. Big buyout numbers getting tossed around like actual dollars always makes me think about how I’m not coaching LSU for free like a chump. With seats heating up every day, there may be more firings before anyone finds “their […]
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It’s Cocktail Party week. And yes, it is will always be the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party; the only other acceptable name is the Georgia-Florida Game. As we prepare to watch on tv, head to Jacksonville, visit the great drinking hole that is Brogen’s, prepare for the debaucherous St. Simons tradition of Frat Beach, or […]
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Slogans and catch phrases have a shelf life of their own, even for programs like Georgia. Attack The Day, Keep Chopping Wood…you still hear those mentioned, but not as much as they were during their apex of use. These days, there’s another one of emphasis: “do simple better.” That timing fits now for a defensive […]
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It’s once again time for the SEC in a Sentence, in which I take stock of each SEC football team’s current position in the league firmament. We’ve reached the point in the season in which teams have played enough football to establish something akin to an identity. Some of them are even pressing those identities […]
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Welcome to Hate Week Tuesday, Bulldog fans and gator haters! Even if you don’t bleed red & black, you’re welcome if you’re here just to pile on the Sunshine State Saurians. We don’t discriminate when it comes to mocking the shark desiring, blue polo wearing, non-ironic mullet brandishing, Kerwin Bell spiking, Ron Zooking booger eaters. […]
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I sincerely hope that you are spending the entirety of your day thinking of new and exciting ways to hate the Florida Gators. You could certainly do so on a boat, with a goat, in a house, with a mouse, in a box, with a fox, on your belly, or with Brian Kelly. Actually that […]
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We’ve got spirit, yes we do. And we hate the Gators, how about you? Here’s hoping you enjoyed a restful bye week and are ready to dive back into the maelstrom of college football with this, the hatingest week of the year for many in Bulldog Nation. I understand that ‘Dawg fans who grew up […]
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AP Poll Rankings Georgia Update Georgia remained at #5 after their bye week. The Dawgs now prepare for the Cocktail Party. Top 25 Matchups #9 Vanderbilt at #20 Texas #18 Oklahoma at #14 Tennessee #17 Cincinnati at #24 Utah Upset Special #9 Vanderbilt (+3.5) at #20 Texas #15 Virginia at Cal (+3.5) I’m taking two […]
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You know the scene. A coach stands there in the sideline, the game is already well in hand. Unfortunately, it’s not this guy’s hand. He’s losing this one, and there’s nothing he can do about it. “Phil Fulmer’s special elastic buffet pants!” you exclaim, “what must that poor guy be thinking?“ As usual, I have […]
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Get up, Dawgs! It’s game day….for other people. There are a few things I enjoy more than cheering on the Georgia Bulldogs. But one thing that’s right up there on the list is a crisp fall Saturday in which I can watch other college football teams free from the creeping dread, and outright rage engendered […]
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Just over halfway through the 2025 football season, we’re seeing one of the weirdest, wildest seasons since the fabled days of 2007. Florida State beat Alabama in week one before then imploding like rebar-less concrete. Vanderbilt is ranked in the top 10 with a possible Heisman candidate at quarterback. Indiana is the second-ranked team in […]
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Have you made it to the eighth week of the college football season with your Georgia Bulldogs still ranked in the top five and still in the thick of the College Football Playoff race? You deserve a celebratory drink. I can help you with that. Yup, just like we drew it up. It’s a cliche […]
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Following the thrilling victory over Ole Miss on Saturday, Georgia quarterback Gunner Stockton was the talk of the college football world after his impressive showing. The Tiger king (can we make that his new nickname?) accounted for five touchdowns on the day, four being through the air and one on the ground. This performance was […]
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The second and last off week for Georgia football means the only opponents to worry about are undeveloped frontal lobes with disposable income, and of course the ACCPD traffic enforcement. In lieu of those sources of ruination, let’s instead turn our focus on what worries us about the state of the 2025 Bulldogs. There are […]
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Anyone who knows me knows that I love Fall. The cooler temperatures and changing colors evoke a certain sense of possibility, a natural level of hope that is hard to replicate. This change of season also brings back a set of activities that was missing from the hot summer months. One of my favorite things […]
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Another week, another Georgia thriller. As we all catch our breath during the bye week, let’s take a look around the league. Napier Fired Florida head coach Billy Napier was fired on Sunday, ending his term as the Gators head coach. Florida apparently made contact with Notre Dame head coach about the vacancy but were […]
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Is it too early to think about plans around December, and to consider the ‘what ifs’ of having to alter holiday gatherings if Georgia is playing in the opening round of the CFP? Yes. But are we going to look ahead anyway? Also yes. There are many ways to look at projections this early. One […]
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Yara and Nathan are back for another soul-affirming episode of Chapel Bell Curve, reviewing Georgia’s 43-35 victory over the Fightin’ Lane Kiffins. Highlights of this episode include: As always we ask that you like, rate, subscribe, and patreonize the show wherever you find podcasts. Until later… Go ‘Dawgs!!!
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