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When the 2025 season began, Drake Thomas and Ty Okada were not core pieces of the Seattle Seahawks defensive plan. In fact they played only 15 and 6 snaps in Week 1, respectively. Eight weeks later, that has changed in a big way. Okada has now played 367 defensive snaps, and 74 on special teams. […]
In Today’s Links: Coach Macdonald’s Monday morning presser, numbers of note from our Seattle Seahawks’ huge win on SNF against the Commanders, injury updates, special players from Jay’s Jiants, trade deadline speculation, and much much more! Thanks for being here. We need you. We need each other. Love y’all. #np Double Destiny by Elitechnique Seahawks […]
Supposedly, Kyler Murray isn’t healthy enough to start for the Arizona Cardinals against the Dallas Cowboys. It’ll be another weekend of Jacoby Brissett answering the call of duty, which has some wondering if Murray is being shadow benched for his uninspiring play, especially when looking at how generally effective the passing offense has been under […]
“Hello, Seattle!” A simple, yet effective, closing line from the great Mike Tirico last night as the Seattle Seahawks sent a message to the NFL that they are no longer one of best kept secrets in the NFL, but they are one of the best teams, period. A 38-14 destruction of the Washington Commanders doesn’t […]
We read the predictions, we swallowed our pride, we argued amongst one another. The Seattle Seahawks spent the majority of the 2025 NFL off-season making drastic changes at QB1 and WR1. Both moves elicited a mixed reaction from pundits and fans alike. Although, anecdotally I’ll say that most Seahawks-centric journalists were saying that we’d be […]
The Seattle Seahawks’ lone appearance (barring any flexing for the rest of the season) on Sunday Night Football was loud and eye-opening for much of America. If most of the country was asleep for the Monday night win over the Houston Texans, millions were wide awake to see Seattle destroy the Washington Commanders in their […]
The NFL season has effectively reached the midway point, with Week 9 action wrapping up Monday evening when the Arizona Cardinals and Dallas Cowboys face off on Monday Night Football. Once the Cardinals and Cowboys wrap up their game, there won’t be a shortage of content in the NFL news cycle, though, as even in […]
The Seattle Seahawks slipped out of first place for a few hours on Sunday afternoon, after the Los Angeles Rams waylaid the New Orleans Saints. However, a dominating victory over the Washington Commanders on Sunday Night Football put Seattle back atop the NFC West by way of tiebreaker, with divisional matchups against the Arizona Cardinals […]
There are a lot of ways to break down a game, unless one team is so thoroughly outclassed that one inescapable conclusion remains: this was a nationally televised whoopin’ of other people’s bottoms. The type we used to see with the [redacted] Seattle Seahawks. You know, the brand of defensive suffocate-o-fest that temporarily got Seattle […]
Those throwback jerseys just make everything better! In another S-tier jersey matchup with double throwbacks, the Seahawks came out on top of the Commanders in a 38-14 beatdown on national television. Sam Darnold was perfect in the first half, and the defense clamped down on an already depleted Washington offense, rendering them toothless. The only […]
In Today’s Links: a flood of reactions to last night’s Seattle Seahawks’ prime-time victory over the Washington, DC Commanders, including numbers of note (especially from the first half of the ball game), what this victory means to our squad, where the ‘Hawks stand in the NFC play-off picture, reactions, videos, goofing off, and more. If […]
The good news for the Seattle Seahawks is that they handled the Washington Commanders with ridiculous ease to improve to 6-2. The bad news is it came at the cost of their star linebacker, Ernest Jones IV. Jones was rolled up on late in the second quarter, departing the game early with a right knee […]
If you wanted the Seattle Seahawks to make a big statement on Sunday night, you got it and then some. The Seattle Seahawks smashing up the New Orleans Saints in Week 3 was fun but the Saints are an atrocious team. I know the Washington Commanders are not a very good team, but to go […]
The Seattle Seahawks have the best record in the NFC. Well, they are one of four teams with the best record in the NFC anyway and after all the tiebreakers are applied, they sit third in the conference coming out of Week 9. The NFC West could not be closer at the top. The Seahawks […]
The Seattle Seahawks (6-2) kicked off to the Washington Commanders (3-6) to begin Sunday Night Football, then proceeded to kick their asses for 60 minutes. It was a masterclass we’ve seldom seen from the Seahawks in recent years, but it is reminiscent of the contending teams that won playoff games. Sam Darnold had an all-time […]
The Seattle Seahawks completely dominated the first half of the Week 9 Sunday Night Football matchup against the Washington Commanders, with almost everything going their way. Of the things that did not go their way, injuries to a pair of key members of the starting defense perhaps the most easy to point to. Specifically, cornerback […]
Were you not entertained?! The Seattle Seahawks have laid waste to the Washington Commanders and have a commanding halftime lead on the road. Sam Darnold has thrown not one, not two, not three, but FOUR touchdown passes! No Cooper Kupp? No problem! Two scores for Tory Horton, as well as first career NFL touchdowns for […]
The Seattle Seahawks and Washington Commanders are facing off on Sunday Night Football, and through the early part of the game, it’s been almost all Seattle. Specifically, the Seahawks forced a punt on the first Washington possession, before Ty Okada recorded an interception off Jayden Daniels the second time the Commanders had the ball. However, […]
The Seattle Seahawks have had their week off, somehow gotten more injured, and have a road trip to Maryland to take on the reeling Washington Commanders. Seattle sits at 5-2 while the Commanders are 3-5 and with no wins in their last two games. Jayden Daniels is back at quarterback, but Terry McLaurin is out […]
The Seattle Seahawks overhauled a good portion of the the skill positions on offense during the offseason. DK Metcalf was traded to the Pittsburgh Steelers, while Geno Smith was shipped to the Las Vegas Raiders, and Tyler Lockett and Noah Fant were released. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Ken Walker, Zach Charbonnet and AJ Barner remain, but the […]
The Seattle Seahawks (5-2) return from their bye week to face the Washington Commanders (3-5) on Sunday Night Football. It’s another chance for the Seahawks to extend their sparkling road record under Mike Macdonald, which sits at 10-1. They’ll be without receivers Cooper Kupp, Jake Bobo, and Dareke Young, as well as safety Julian Love. […]
The Seattle Seahawks are in the thick of a tight divisional race and an NFC playoff picture that is far from decided. While we may have somewhat of a solid read on who the good teams are at this point in the season, there are statements still to be made in the run up to […]
It’s the final time the Seattle Seahawks are not in the Sunday regional window until Week 16! We do have some games of interest to the Seahawks and their NFC West push. At 1:05 pm PT, the New Orleans Saints are at the Los Angeles Rams, with rookie quarterback Tyler Shough making his first NFL […]
Normally in this spot we do five predictions for an upcoming Seattle Seahawks game. Today, as the Seahawks prepare for their Sunday night game against the Washington Commanders, we’re doing something different and looking bigger picture. Besides, my in-game predictions have been a disaster. If you remember at the start of the season, the Field […]
The Seattle Seahawks (5-2) are back from their bye week and on the road for a prime time matchup with the Washington Commanders (3-5). Seattle is undefeated away from Lumen Field and looking to continue the incredible road success under Mike Macdonald. The Commanders are in desperation mode, as 3-6 would be almost impossible to […]